If pests had a Most Wanted list, Jason Fife would be public enemy number one. I'm pretty sure ants now use his name to scare their children into behaving. We had a situation—not a mild one. Spiders, ants, and something I swear was auditioning for a role in Jurassic Park. Enter Jason. He showed up with a smile, a utility belt, and the confidence of someone who’s absolutely ready to go to war with anything that has more than four legs. His customer service? Top tier. This man could sell bug spray to a beekeeper. He explained everything patiently, cracked a few jokes (pest-related puns included), and left our house feeling less like a bug resort and more like a fortress. He even asked if we had any “high-priority targets,” which made me feel like I was in a Mission: Impossible movie, but with termites. Ten out of ten, would invite Jason over again—although hopefully just for coffee next time, not combat. If you’ve got bugs, don’t wait.