The Squamish VK “Trail Series” (VK standing for ‘Very Kool’, naturally) is an unsanctioned, unmarked and ungodly operation in which runners haunt thicket and get twisted stickside during the year’s dreariest months. Featuring cult classics, mystery goat paths, trade routes and...’trails’, the VK remains loyal to its unofficial motto: “If you want to run perfectly good trails, you can go and do that on your own time”.
Influenced by bike messenger races, sylvan mythos and the short stories of Borges, the VK takes place between the Autumnal and Vernal equinoxes, sending local runners deep into the woods on courses designed to challenge and confound. With only a .gpx file to guide them, runners must employ a mix of mental cunning, physical toughness and Real-Gnome-Gnosis in order to navigate the labyrinthine woods. Appealing to both runnists wishing to bury themselves in the throes of effort and those simply wishing to indulge in the psychedelia of the lamp-lit trail, the VK is certainly....an event.
Partnering with local gear savants and community-forgers skiuphill_coast for a special Hallowe’en alley-cat style race, VK participants formed teams, donned cloak and D.I.Y.’d their own route through the notoriously perplexing trails of the Crumpit Woods thicket. Over a hundred runners spread across 25 teams Experienced The Woods that night, 20 of which DNF’d—you do the math.
Ticking off a series of mandatory and bonus checkpoints under a darkness complete, the racers also competed for a number of special prizes, perhaps chief among them the “Dumbest-Ass Shoe Award”. While the competition in this field was tough—there were hard-bottom dress shoes and Air Force 1s in the cut—the ultimate winner was running neophyte Eric P., who clomped thru the rhubarb in a pair of big boy gum boots.
The dumbest category was of course deserving of the finest of prizes, and our gum boot solider marched home to great fanfare with a pair of 003 approach shoes from the fine folks at Norda. Because sometimes, there is a wrong approach.
If that’s not Very Kool, then I don’t know what in the damn hell is.
Words & Event by sunblinding
Visuals by joelkfuller & jakeforsythe