Kristian Parkman
Not only did Megan give my boys the best haircuts of their lives, she did it without a single tear—just nonstop giggles, goofy jokes, and not a bribe in sight.
Meanwhile, I sat there in awe, wondering if she also babysits, teaches preschool, or casually performs miracles on weekends.
Long story short: Megan is the Beyoncé of barbers. If she ever leaves, I’m shaving my kid’s head and moving on with my life.